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A Brief History of Japanese Rock

1753: Yoshiki decides to create a band named A.
1754: A fails, so his next band is called B.
1966: The Beatles perform in Nippon Budoukan. Japan will never be able to shed the shag hair look.
1973: The Alfee forms. Japan really starts to love the femme rockers, even if they look like crazed, middle-aged cat ladies. The rest of the world pukes a little in its mouth.
In the 1980's a truck carrying rock musicians explodes. Japan calls it "The Band Boom."
1984: It turns out that Imai Hisashi and Sakurai Atsushi really were practicing for a band when they would lock Imai's bedroom door, put up the "NO GIRLS ALLOWED" sign, and tell Imai's mom not to bother them for a few hours.
1985: After many failed attempts, Yoshiki's band X makes it. He is glad that he never ran out of letters of the alphabet.
1988: EW GLAY!
1989: Lunacy and X line up. X says, "Yeah, you guys are better."
1991: Tetsu encourages Dr. Jekyll to drink the potion. L'Arc~en~Ciel is formed.
later in 1991: Kiyoharu wakes up drunk backstage at a drag show with bleached blond hair, garish make-up, and tears streaming down his face. Visual kei is born.
1995: Malice Mizer seeks new vocalist. Gackt gets one good snort of coke for the road then joins.
1996: Kiyoharu clones himself just in case he meets someone kinky enough to do copies of him at the same time.
1997: One of the Kiyoharu clones escapes and joins Dir en grey.
also 1997: Tatsurou's long search for his papa has ended. But the only way to get close to him is to become a rocker himself. MUCC is formed.
the late 1990's Kiyoharu's clone tries to clone itself, which just causes so many birth defects that cannot be listed here. They all form visual kei bands.
1999: Kagrra invents Japan. I mean, Neo Japanesque. But really, there's no difference.
2000: Luna Sea breaks up, thus ending The Band Boom era and J's sanity.

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